i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me
Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’
This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.
when i get back to helsinki and it’s closer to my birthday i really wanna bake an actual cake. with whipped cream and shit. and it’ll look sooooooooo gay. pastel colours and those sugary decoration things ewa bought when i had this muffin boom going on. this is a plan
people who comment on how long u take in the bathroom